"Squeaky was the sole survivor of an owl massacre."
On Jim and Maggie: "They're just so made for each other — they're the same person, basically."
Also, more Bon Temp incest.
"I don't know what that means, Tumblrs? But that's so cute!"
“After she called me ugly, she said something about how I’ll never have sex with anything with a vagina.”
"All I know is that as an audience member, my ass meter starts ringing its fire alarm after two hours."
"I started acting at 5 because we had no money."
Also: Jim Rash on Dan Harmon's return to Community.
"People say, 'Take it easy with the f*cking dancing, Rockwell.'"
"Sarah Newlin's hair is such a part of my character. I just wanted to make sure she came back with it bigger than ever."
"Would you rather be ugly and not looked at?"
"I used to specialize in bisexual guys!"
"It’s quite difficult to put a vampire movie out there nowadays."
"One of the sound guys made a ringtone out of it."
“My boobs looked the best in that one.”
It's called "Asthma Man," and he made it up himself.
“I’m always apologizing, like, ‘I’m sorry, I know I was really going off on your weight or your baldness.'"
In which he plays a mannequin-restorer who abducts and scalps women.
"I’ve obviously never smoked before in my entire life ... But I caught on."
"They’re kind of dangerous, actually."
Relax, everyone's fine.
"I'm imagining it was on the beach."
Nurse Jackie’s Adam Ferrara on Playing Edie Falco’s Love Interest and Not Wanting to Kiss Like a Fish
“The breath always terrifies me. The first thing I do, I check my breath.”
"I make an ass of myself much more as Vincent than Pete ever could."