And that is not meant to be damning with faint praise.
Eddie Murphy! Shia LaBeouf! Cher! Joseph Gordon-Levitt, now, too!
So many ladies.
Plus: Jessica Simpson! Kid Rock! John Grisham!
Both Cher and Johnny Depp have pooh-poohed rumors about their playing Catwoman and the Riddler.
Could a short, chubby dork really take on Christian Bale’s high-tech Batman while wearing a monocle?
According to a poorly sourced report in an unreliable British fishwrap, she'll play the villain as a 'vamp in her twilight years.'
Ah, the last week in August, a magical time of year when we publish the hopeful ramblings of actors, musicians, and homeless crazy people in lieu of actual news.
As Vulture predicted last week, Herbie Hancock beat out younger, more relevant competition from Kanye West and Amy Winehouse, picking up the Grammy for Album of the Year at last night's ceremony in Los Angeles.