This is just how Christina mourns, okay?
Will Ferrell, Gael Garcia Bernal, and Christina Aguilera team up in the name of, well, whatever this is.
She's no Christina, but there's a good chance that Katharine McPhee's rendition of "Beautiful" will make you excited for Smash (as will seeing Anjelica Huston, because, come on).
FourFour's mad Internet scientist Rich Juzwiak compiled a supercut of VH1-trademarked "divas" dishing on other "divas," and it's good, bad, and ugly.
See the clip.
Beyoncé, Emma Stone, Rye Rye, and more, in the best of this month's celebrity magazine portraits.
Just not one with its judges.
Beware: The whistling will get stuck in your head.
Over $225K per episode.
Click through, if only to see Gwyneth Paltrow with chicken wings Photoshopped onto her back.
We've seen tonight's premiere and want to steer you in the right direction.
Try to keep up, Blake Shelton.
And Christina Aguilera may come on board, too.
... on the 'Burlesque' blooper reel, of course.
"At the twilight's last reaming."
Let us know who you think needs to have a serious talk with their stylist tomorrow.
Feelings, then bottles.
Plus, Jon Stewart thanks Jay-Z and his rap brethren for taking some of the heat off his people, on our regular late-night roundup.
Christina Aguilera flirts with Cam Gigandet and Eric Dane, while Cher and Stanley Tucci quibble over their one drunken hook-up.
She's really working that Jazz Hand Snap.
Hi, Stanley Tucci!
"Show a little leg, gotta shimmy your chest."
So, will Christina Aguilera become a successful burlesque star or not? The mystery remains. (No, it doesn't.)
Including those for 'Cabaret,' 'The Rose,' and 'The Real L Word.'
And that is not meant to be damning with faint praise.