"I don’t look at a purse and go, 'Oh, croissant.' I don’t know what this purse is."
Kicking off his five-borough stand-up tour, his family-man whines were funny in a sepia-toned throwback kind of way.
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“You’re not going to believe what these young kids have done to Brooklyn.”
"Will’s got 50 people calling him up, 'Are you on drugs?' I’m sure he really appreciates that."
"Will was into a lot of bad drug stuff and I don't know if he still is."
In Long Story Short, Quinn skims thousands of year with an autodidact's stentorian emphasis and a drinking buddy's beer-breath bonhomie.
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He directed Quinn's one-man show and took over the program.
The only thing is, it's Colin Quinn's one-man show.
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