"I'd say the show is about 98% completely scripted."
Plus, Regis makes a cute penis joke, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Chelsea Handler shows Flo Rida who's boss, on our regular late-night roundup.
O'Brien: "What is wrong with you people?!"
Plus, Craig Ferguson can't out-weird Jeff Goldblum, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Jon Stewart thanks Jay-Z and his rap brethren for taking some of the heat off his people, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Bruce Springsteen discovers that he and Jimmy Fallon suffer from the same kind of insanity, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Emma Watson charms Letterman with her American accent, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Michael Cera reveals how he deals with his Jesse Eisenberg problem, on our regular late-night roundup.
"For stand-up I end up listening to really loud rap music before I go on. I like Eminem a lot."
"The book was written to show that there’s more of me than just That Guy."
The Vulture Transcript: Margaret Cho on Jersey Shore, Dancing With the Stars, and Her Ex, the Murderer
"The Situation is kind of like Icarus. He's going to fly too close to the sun and his abs are going to get burnt."
"And what do [I] have against electric cars anyway? Nothing!"
Plus, Dana Carvey and David Letterman mock Jay Leno for never going on vacation, on our regular late-night roundup.
"In someone’s memory — in many people’s memories — I’m a snickering, sneering asswipe ... "
DIY comes to comedy.
Last Night on Late Night: Al Roker Jokes About Golden Showers and Meredith Vieira on the Tonight Show
Plus, Molly Shannon and Jimmy Fallon play charades, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Lauren Conrad informs Chelsea Handler about one of the sexual meanings behind those Silly Bandz.
Surprising new jazz, comics, TV, and more!
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"[Bachelorette parties] have the dildos on their heads and cakes with penis candles and things. Those are generally not your desired audience members."
Sitcom Soul Mates Ellie Kemper and Aubrey Plaza Reminisce About Ill-Advised Bus-Station Sandwiches (and Other Things)
Plaza: "My first day in L.A., I dressed like a hag and I ran down Rodeo Drive screaming at the top of my lungs."
A tight 22 from the glam-rock icon.
"The Queen of Mean" chats with us about the ins and outs of roasting and insult comedy, and why she doesn't like to make fun of people she hates.
The Hoff gets hassled at the soon-to-air show's taping.