Ignore the jargon.
Thank you, Danny Trejo!
Gather round, kids.
Always time-travel with toilet paper.
The mystery of Santa, explained.
Indigestion is cool now.
She throws in an exasperated look for free.
Christmas Carols, live from the garage!
Someone stole the Tenenbaums, made them happy, and added Vampire Weekend.
Alec Baldwin doesn't make his mother choose between pies.
'The Darjeeling Limited' < 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' < Conan's misadventures in India
Mmmm, stuff that you can buy.
Relax and let John Slattery sell you a Lincoln MKX.
"Baby carrots — eat 'em like junk food."
"I used to think that Proactiv was only for the hard-core cases."
Remember how beautiful clothes and hairstyles were back in the nineties?
"Yo, yo, yo — where'd you get that luggage from, son?"
Mmm, Bavaria 0.0 percent.
Important stuff here.
It's viral video time!
The dog is not very good with tricks.
An archetypal montage of terror averted.