Happy twentieth anniversary, Late Show With David Letterman!
"It's not my favorite area."
"Lorraine, my density has bought me to you."
Not safe after the four-minute mark for people afraid of throw-up.
"People don't really come up to you and say, 'Oh, I thought you were gonna be really crazy.'"
Plus: Break-dance fighting!
Plus: Jack Ryan rebooted?
Plus: Quotes from T.R. Knight and Joshua Ferris!
And Dances With Wolves was number 11!