Faker than forgetting to silence your phone during a totally bush league blackmail job.
No one at ABC seems to be on the same page.
When ABC Entertainment president Steve McPherson closes a door, he also opens a window.
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We've taken great delight in the ongoing beef between NBC's Ben Silverman and ABC's Steve McPherson, so we're really sorry to see that McPherson already seems to be waving the white flag.