And that sofa is all wrong.
Val Kilmer must've called in sick that day.
Plus: 50 Cent to star in film he co-scripted.
Hmmm, is that the aroma of weed mixed with the pungent scent of artistic disappointment we're smelling?
Spike Lee will direct a re-mounting of World War II comedy-drama-mystery Stalag 17 on Broadway, produced by play's original producer, Michael Abbott. Lee has never directed for the stage and, according to the NYT, can't remember the last play he attended.