- 12/20/11 /
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David Archuleta to Abandon His Fans for a Two-Year Mormon Mission
Nooooo.
David Archuleta
- 2/19/11 /
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David Archuleta Dropped From Jive
His last album didn't sell well.
- 10/7/10 /
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David Archuleta Makes Wonderful Mistake on Wendy Williams
"Who's that other girl?"
- 10/21/09 /
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Dylan Defeats Archuleta in Christmas-Album Sales Race
Bob Dylan placed at 31! Archuleta came in at 32.
- 10/1/09 /
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Neil Diamond Enters Christmas-Album Death Match
Yep, he's releasing one on October 13, too.
- 9/18/09 /
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War: David Archuleta to Challenge Bob Dylan With Identical Christmas Album
Coming the same day: Archuleta's 'Christmas From the Heart' and Bob Dylan's 'Christmas in the Heart.'
- 2/19/09 /
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Marisa Tomei Does Not Get Naked As Often As You Might Think
Plus: It sounds like Jay McCarroll could use a vacation.
- 2/6/09 /
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Vulture Predicts the Winners of Next Year’s Grammys
U2, Beyoncé, and David Archuleta: total locks.
- 12/29/08 /
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David Archuleta Is Now a Man
The real winner of 'American Idol' just turned 18.
- 11/26/08 /
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David Archuleta Massacres David Cook on Albums Chart
Archuleta's No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.
- 11/14/08 /
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Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to Internet
All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
- 11/13/08 /
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David Archuleta Headed for No. 2
David Archuleta is on track to sell around 240,000 copies of his new album this week.
- 11/11/08 /
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David Archuleta vs. Taylor Swift: Who Is Better?
We break it down, in chart form.
- 11/6/08 /
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New David Archuleta Album Predictably Terrific!
Top this one, Cook.
- 11/5/08 /
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David Archuleta to Save Thanksgiving
Rightful 'American Idol' winner David Archuleta will appear in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 27.
- 9/25/08 /
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David Archuleta Immortalized in Corn
There's no word yet on a competing David Cook corn maze.
- 9/24/08 /
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Cover Your Ears! New David Cook Single Premieres
Don't worry! It won't get stuck in your head.
- 8/22/08 /
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America Admits Mistake As David Archuleta’s Single Makes Historic Chart Debut
Wronged 'American Idol' runner-up David Archuleta may have lost out to balder, pitchier competition on the show, but he's having revenge on the 'Billboard' singles chart.
- 8/1/08 /
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David Archuleta’s First Single Premieres! Is David Cook’s Album in Trouble?
With still no word yet on a record from Cook, Archuleta's wonderful first single debuted on the radio this morning.
- 6/19/08 /
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David Archuleta to Be Homeschooled by Stage Dad
Archuleta will not be returning to his Murray, Utah, high school for his senior year.
- 6/6/08 /
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Outrage: David Archuleta Concert Canceled
Local fans of Utah singing legend and defeated 'American Idol' finalist (sniffle) David Archuleta have one more reason to feel cheated today.
- 5/22/08 /
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Has America Turned Against ‘American Idol’?
Was this season's American Idol chosen by haters?
- 5/22/08 /
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Vulture Is Officially in Mourning
When Ryan made the terrible announcement last night, we thought of nothing but the immortal lines from Housman.
- 5/21/08 /
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Vulture Reviews the ‘American Idol’ Finalists’ Future Albums
How is David Archuleta's rapping, anyway?
- 5/21/08 /
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Could David Archuleta Actually Lose?
It pains us to say this, but one Website is using science to suggest that he might. We hate and fear science!