His last album didn't sell well.
Archuleta's No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.
All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
At a ceremony last night, Clinton 'was treated to a rendition of 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face' by David Cook,' reports the 'Post.'
Top this one, Cook.
Rightful 'American Idol' winner David Archuleta will appear in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 27.
If Obama can withstand the pitchiness without running from Rockefeller Center screaming and covering his ears, it is our firm belief that he will win the presidency.
Cover your ears!
There's no word yet on a competing David Cook corn maze.
Don't worry! It won't get stuck in your head.
Wronged 'American Idol' runner-up David Archuleta may have lost out to balder, pitchier competition on the show, but he's having revenge on the 'Billboard' singles chart.
With still no word yet on a record from Cook, Archuleta's wonderful first single debuted on the radio this morning.
The oft-pitchy 'American Idol' winner has just signed an endorsement deal with Skechers. What will his shoe look like?
'People' hilariously implies that Cook is fit to stand alongside such highly coveted single gentlemen as Bret Michaels and Britney Spears's brother.
Plus: David Cook on butchering the national anthem, and the naked guy from 'Sex and the City.'
Was this season's American Idol chosen by haters?
How is David Archuleta's rapping, anyway?
It pains us to say this, but one Website is using science to suggest that he might. We hate and fear science!
David Archuleta had no problem selling "In This Moment," in the way that Mickey Mantle would have no problem hitting a 22-mile-per-hour fastball.
Not that it makes any difference to the show's cheat-happy producers.
Obviously Philip Seymour Hoffman should play one of the Davids — but which?
Tonight, a winner is picked. Will America make a wise decision — or will they go with David Cook?
More than 300 people responded to our post earlier this week. Here are a few of the most special comments!
David Archuleta, that's what.
Plus: What is David Archuleta's dad punching into the Manipulatron 5000?