David Archuleta Massacres David Cook on Albums Chart
Archuleta's No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.
Posted 11/14/08 in Vulture
Leak of the Week
Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to Internet
All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
Hillary Gets Cooked
At a ceremony last night, Clinton 'was treated to a rendition of 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face' by David Cook,' reports the 'Post.'
David Archuleta to Save Thanksgiving
Rightful 'American Idol' winner David Archuleta will appear in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 27.
Barack Obama to Meet David Cook on ‘SNL’
If Obama can withstand the pitchiness without running from Rockefeller Center screaming and covering his ears, it is our firm belief that he will win the presidency.
Posted 08/22/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
America Admits Mistake As David Archuleta’s Single Makes Historic Chart Debut
Wronged 'American Idol' runner-up David Archuleta may have lost out to balder, pitchier competition on the show, but he's having revenge on the 'Billboard' singles chart.
Posted 08/01/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
David Archuleta’s First Single Premieres! Is David Cook’s Album in Trouble?
With still no word yet on a record from Cook, Archuleta's wonderful first single debuted on the radio this morning.
Posted 07/09/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
What Will the David Cook–Endorsed Sneaker Look Like?
The oft-pitchy 'American Idol' winner has just signed an endorsement deal with Skechers. What will his shoe look like?
Posted 06/18/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
Travesty: ‘People’ Names David Cook One of World’s Hottest Bachelors
'People' hilariously implies that Cook is fit to stand alongside such highly coveted single gentlemen as Bret Michaels and Britney Spears's brother.
Posted 06/11/08 in Vulture
Quote Machine
Anne Hathaway Is Kind
Plus: David Cook on butchering the national anthem, and the naked guy from 'Sex and the City.'
Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture
Apropos of Nothing
Vulture Reviews the ‘American Idol’ Finalists’ Future Albums
How is David Archuleta's rapping, anyway?
Could David Archuleta Actually Lose?
It pains us to say this, but one Website is using science to suggest that he might. We hate and fear science!
‘American Idol’: Abandon the Songwriting Contest Already
David Archuleta had no problem selling "In This Moment," in the way that Mickey Mantle would have no problem hitting a 22-mile-per-hour fastball.
Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture
Overnights
‘American Idol’: Archuleta Clearly the Superior David
Not that it makes any difference to the show's cheat-happy producers.
Vulture Casts the Inevitable Movie Version of Tonight's ‘American Idol’ Finale
Obviously Philip Seymour Hoffman should play one of the Davids — but which?
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