John Landis: "In the States I'm still quite the schmuck."
It's a private jet or bust for the Queen of Tweets.
And you thought the service was only good for wasting time!
We don't know if this is good or bad news.
"And it's not about me, it's not about any accolade I'm trying to achieve. It's really about us and, uh, about a statement that one man can have a voice that's as loud as an entire media company."
We're just thankful a ghost Twitterer wasn't behind the wheel.
Plus: 'Watchmen 2'?
For reasons unknown, Todd Solondz is making a sequel to his squirmy 1998 movie.
What accounts for these pairings, so unlikely in a Hollywood where the opposite is so often ickily the case?
Plus: Ewan McGregor joins 'Angels & Demons,' J.J. Abrams makes his 'Superbad,' and Christian Slater is still playing Jack.
Plus: Demi Moore goes indie, and Donald Trump is getting his own series on Lifetime!
"At the end of that scene, when she gives that wicked smile, she looks back at him, like, 'Is that all you can deliver?'"