To boyfriend (now husband) Adam Shulman.
"You need a mani bad, you should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation."
Good news: But now it comes with a movie! Bad news: The movie stars 50 Cent.
'Darryl would kill himself first.'
Jay Reatard betrayed no hint of CMJ fatigue, giving his typical tornado of a performance.
If Clint Eastwood does not win an Oscar for something next February, he will shoot someone in the face.
A new Kanye track leaked over the weekend, but, according to a carefully written blog post, Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Don is finally fascinated by his own catastrophe again.
T.I., the Flaming Lips, and Richie Sambora have been hired to 'reinterpret' the chimes in a series of upcoming promos.
Hamm seemed thrilled to be there, especially since practically no one has ever heard of 'Mad Men.'
Plus: What's Jean Reno up to these days?
Don't worry: Doctor Manhattan will be pantsless.
As glamour shots go, this one is overflowing with such playful grotesquerie that the only response is a gagging retch crossed with a laugh.
Seriously, you can watch it right here.
Apparently the title of Quentin Tarantino's new movie will be spelled the same way it was in the script.
Mostly they took it back to 2002 with their signature revival of disco-heavy electro-funk.
Plus: Nas on poppin' bottles, and Seth Rogen on the Green Hornet's ketamine habit.
Of all the people who said things today, Teri Garr said the ten best things.
So now there is 'The Office,' the spinoff, and the un-spinoff. Got it?
At Bonnaroo over the weekend, M.I.A. played her third final show since last Friday.
Despite what Woody Allen would have you believe, this movie might actually be hot.
An exclusive six-page excerpt of Lynda Barry's memoir-as-master-class.
It's like the family slideshow we wish we could've had.
Plus: How long did Morris have to wait for Lynndie England to get out of jail before he could interview her?
From the 600-pound Hawaiian guy who sang it first, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.