Taylor, Carrie, Kacey ... and Diddy.
For Funny or Die.
That was fun for, like, twenty minutes.
The list is the same as last year.
Seems like a long shot.
The list is the same as last year, only richer.
Next stop: Bennigan's!
Use Diddy products, from sunup to sundown!
Samuel L. Jackson narrates a new documentary about the rapper, with a little help from his equally famous friends (hi, Rihanna!).
If Diddy shares his Ciroc with anyone, it's Aaron Paul. Or Phil Leotardo.
What the hell?
Art second, parties first.
Finally, you can control the words that come out of Diddy's mouth. Well, okay, three words and a bird call.
"It just happened from, 'Pleased to meet you.' He would get introduced to people and when he said 'pleased to meet you' to a girl it rang a different way."
Dr. Evil goes "Mwahahahaha."
Plus, Mary Lynn Rajskub wants to be hotter than smoking crack, on our regular late-night roundup.
Oh yes, this is what it sounds like.
The key is to push the hate back.
'Last Train to Paris' has more in common with 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' than you might think.
"I’m actually a legend in Ibiza. I’m not exaggerating."
Oh, hey, Mister Softee!
You may want to check this out.
Diddy says he's going to write "half my own shit, and Imma have Ross write the other half."
"Somebody's ovulating near here."
Plus, Diddy spills white wine all over himself on 'The Late Show,' on our regular late-night roundup.