There's a picture!
The dog, we mean.
Perez Hilton is so not a golden doodle.
Like a googly-eyed greeting card come to life!
We will dog-sit for free!
Well, he's certainly cerebral.
... and a partridge in a pear tree. Whoops, we meant "a pyramid of empty watter bottles."
And just $30!
George Lucas, are you watching?
Spoiler alert: dog!
Pug Rock lives!
Better than the original?
Aaaand we're crying.
His bark is worse than his bite.
Your move, cats.
Team Dog or Team Baby?
This dog is the worst, but he's still probably good for hugging.
We be "puggin'."
Walter White does tricks?
You know what, as dog acts go, this is pretty good.
Because why shouldn't this exist?
Lap it up.