This looks right.
Of course, that's why The Apprentice is still on the air.
Colbert really goes for it here.
Huh. From far away, it looks like Tim Gunn might be in the new Men in Black movie.
Sorry, we have to sit down for a second.
"And the whole press line just saw that."
Newest entry: Robert De Niro.
Plus, Aziz Ansari testifies firsthand that 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is, on our regular late-night roundup.
She responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
"He needs to stop saying that racist bullshit birther shit."
Black thinks we deserve each other.
There were several contenders.
Because booing is what you do at roasts.
The competition on the red carpet can be as interesting as the awards race itself.
"Can I use a landline?"
Get your rich people/bad hair jokes ready, Jeffrey Ross.
Director deems hair-related appearance "too distracting."