This looks right.
Of course, that's why The Apprentice is still on the air.
Colbert really goes for it here.
Huh. From far away, it looks like Tim Gunn might be in the new Men in Black movie.
Donald would know?
"And the whole press line just saw that."
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She responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
Black thinks we deserve each other.
There were several contenders.
Because booing is what you do at roasts.
What did you do?
The competition on the red carpet can be as interesting as the awards race itself.
"Can I use a landline?"
Get your rich people/bad hair jokes ready, Jeffrey Ross.
Plus, Craig Ferguson sniffs Rachel Ray's fingers and discovers that they don't all smell like biscuits.
Is 'Keep It in the Family' a recruiting tool for Ivanka and Donald Jr?
Don't call it a comeback.
In spite of (because of?) his health problems, the former Poison front man and 'Rock of Love' lothario becomes the next 'Celebrity Apprentice.'
Don't turn his boardroom into a locker room!
"Everyone who got caught up in an affair seems to be entering rehab. I never entered rehab."
You don't even have to watch the show, you just have to know how the Donald's mind works.
Trump pledges to change "psychology of America."
The former governor of Illinois proclaims his innocence, becomes a waiter, and dons a chef's hat.