Matthew and Mary are making out!
Two words: "Shirley MacLaine."
Can you guess what it is?
Everyone is getting theirs in season three.
Want to obsess? Cool, we do, too.
Welcome, Shirley MacLaine!
Seriously. Just take a look!
And the Internet's limited "tolerance for emotional knowledge."
Let's go back to the future, specifically to the third season premiere of Downton Abbey.
Downton is haunted, apparently.
"Did you Febreze his lordship's pantaloons?"
Queue Questlove's mother, the Lady...
He's appeared in Batman Begins, Indiana Jones, and Harry Potter.
Missing Downton Abbey? Try this!
"Oh, how wonderful!"
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And not featuring the couple you're expecting. (The cast filmed their nuptials last month.)
“I thought the first series was good. That’s what I’ll say.”
"It's kind of a taste thing."
Not as rich as the dragon in The Hobbit, though.
"We never comment on future story lines but it's not true that she's leaving."
"She is filming until August and then wants to leave, going out on a high."