The sample was provided "by a member of the album's production team who has assured us that these few seconds of sound were obtained legitimately."
Which would be a far better punishment if we believed the blogger in question ever left his home anyway.
Hear the first beats from 'Detox' while being advertised to!
Get your Encyclopedia Brown on, people!
After being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
This is definitive proof that hard work never pays off.
There was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company's solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
We'd love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of 'Chinese Democracy' jokes in 2003.
Dr. Pepper promised free soda if 'Chinese Democracy' came out before 2009. And they intend to follow through.