The Metropolitan Museum of Art announced today that it has completed the round of layoffs announced back in March, with an overall death toll of 357 positions.
Also, sales of grillz have fallen off by 60 percent.
The museum will eliminate 74 retail positions.
"What's a gold Rolls doing in self-parking?"
For anyone who's ever had their car towed because of 'Gossip Girl,' there's good news today.
Due to "the economy," the Washington 'Post' will discontinue the stand-alone version of its Sunday book review.
Does he even know how to fill one of those things out?