Remind us never to visit the Toys R Us in Copenhagen.
If this is any indication, we'll see you opening night!
Ellen Burstyn looks ... weird.
May the odds be ever in LDR's favor.
Be happy you're old.
Jay-Z looks weird.
Can Mariska Hargitay dance, or can Mariska Hargitay dance?
Michael McDonald hearts Kelly Kapowski!
Congratulations, John Legend! You just got Vulture to pay attention to ESPN!
Carson on a bike! Carson on a bike!
Movies are like this now.
Cat People: 0. Dog People: 1.
Is this real life? Anna, please say yes!
"I've just gotta go for it." —Martin Luther King Jr.
Look at O'Brien! Look at her!
If only we knew what little Bey was thinking ...
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Patti LaBelle calling Aretha's hair a "deceased abracadabra"? Yes please!
Jack of all penises, master of none. Or something.
American what now?
Channing Tatum is "vividly realized"? FAKE!
Who knew the studio audience at Saved By the Bell were all a bunch of jerks?
You could literally put Andy Serkis in a monkey costume and we'd still be tearing up by the end of this scene.
What we wouldn't give to see all these fictional movies. Every last one!
As great as this is, how much would you love to see a Home Alone movie starring Tilda Swinton? It's never too late ...