"Did you think you were going to get caught?"
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Spitzer: "The only metaphor I can think of ... is Icarus."
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Plus: Tarsem is totally keeping it simple for his next movie.
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At last, someone on the Internet has been able to stop listening repeatedly to "What We Want" for long enough to remix it.
It's 9:15 a.m., and by now we're sure you've probably heard "What We Want," the hot new single from Eliot Spitzer paramour "Kristen" (a.k.a. Ashley Alexandra Dupré) on her MySpace page. But have you heard her latest track?
Kristen is played by Julia Roberts, Spitzer upgraded to Richard Gere, and the Mayflower Hotel transformed into the Regent Beverly Wilshire.
Perhaps a booze-soaked argument with your caustic spouse? Or a sex scandal?
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