Homer is kicked out by Bradley Cooper and Bart bunny-ears Meryl Streep.
And Jimmy Kimmel set a record.
It was too long. The repartee was weak. Too many montages. And it was still wonderful.
One Big Happy might be as close to more Happy Endings as we'll get.
Hey, have you guys ever noticed Ellen is super charming?
Small meals, southern accent.
At 52, George Clooney is a year older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon was released.
One lesbian, two straight people, and a baby.
Four awards have to be pruned.
No more misogyny.
She's hosted once before, in 2007.
On The Ellen Show.
"I'm vegan. I'm just kidding, I'm Ellen."
As did others.
Even the rich and famous want to know whether or not to pack an umbrella.
The dancing queen of daytime's still got it!
Best friends shoop together!
"Not 'ransom,' 'handsome!'"
About an independent woman suddenly driven mad by her chosen singledom.
Another reason to stay indoors.
"Why not be happy after a while?" —John Mayer, Adult.
Ellen really does make dreams come true.