Small meals, southern accent.
At 52, George Clooney is a year older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon was released.
One lesbian, two straight people, and a baby.
Four awards have to be pruned.
No more misogyny.
She's hosted once before, in 2007.
On The Ellen Show.
"I'm vegan. I'm just kidding, I'm Ellen."
As did others.
Even the rich and famous want to know whether or not to pack an umbrella.
The dancing queen of daytime's still got it!
Best friends shoop together!
"Not 'ransom,' 'handsome!'"
About an independent woman suddenly driven mad by her chosen singledom.
Your Sunday Long Reads: Mila Kunis and James Franco in Conversation, Ellen DeGeneres's Earning Power, and Burning Man
Another reason to stay indoors.
"Why not be happy after a while?" —John Mayer, Adult.
Ellen really does make dreams come true.
Cutting floor highlights!
"Do not eat the pancakes!"
We miss the nineties!
She also has a fear of spiders, which is ironic because ... well, you know.
Dance up on us, Ellie, dance up on us!
A hit and run-ana!