- 5/15/13 /
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James Franco, Random Fitzgerald Endorse Luhrmann’s Gatsby
"I came all the way from Vermont to see what you did with my grandfather's book."
Endorsements
- 11/2/12 /
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Simpsons Billionaire Montgomery Burns Endorses Mitt Romney
By trotting out Seamus the Roof Dog.
- 10/10/12 /
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Exclusive: NFL Considering Stamp of Approval, Money for Kevin Costner Football Film
Draft Day, about a down-on-his-luck Buffalo Bills GM, would star Costner and be directed by Ivan Reitman.
- 1/6/12 /
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That Ron Paul Endorsement Didn’t Actually Help Kelly Clarkson’s Sales
Good try, Ron.
- 11/17/11 /
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George Clooney Wanted Gosling for Sexiest Man Alive
"He really wants it."
- 11/1/10 /
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Two and a Half Men Is Notorious Incest Criminal’s Favorite Show
"It relaxes me, I need to laugh. Because it destroys the soul, if you are always sad."
- 6/14/10 /
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Against Me! Wins World’s Least Coveted Endorsement
"Leno Calls Against Me! One Of The Best Punk Bands Ever."
- 6/9/09 /
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Sadly, the Real Michael Bay Doesn’t Melt When Exposed to the Sun
He did it just to get closer to the green-M&M lady, right?