Ooh, floral undertones!
60,000 bought her perfume this weekend.
Hmmm, is that the aroma of weed mixed with the pungent scent of artistic disappointment we're smelling?
Plus quotes from Michel Gondry, Bryan Singer, and Marié Digby.
Perhaps a booze-soaked argument with your caustic spouse? Or a sex scandal?
Broadway celebrity-stunt casting reaches its inevitable nadir.