His co-stars would include the Rock and Wonder Woman.
The 'Dear John' star will not apologize for blowing shit up.
With ballots and commentary from 43 critics, the Vulture Critics' Poll is the definitive survey of crappiness in film.
It wasn't anything even remotely resembling a good film, but it was definitely a fun movie in spots.
'G.I. Joe' grossed an estimated $56.2 million at the domestic box office this weekend.
We don't even really mind that it appropriated our 'Transformers' post from a few years back!
Paramount's Rob Moore: "We want audiences to define this film."
Paramount is skipping the coasts for this one.
We're not quite sure what one has to do with the other, either.
Mum's still the word at Paramount, though.
Rumors are flying that the film's director has been fired from the project.
Don't get your hopes up.
What to do, what to do?
Is this film an early front-runner for a 2009 Razzie? We sure think so!
Yet another instance of bloggers ruining everything.
Plus: Which beloved Fox News personality just renewed his contract?
It turns out Sienna Miller's artful description wasn't far off.
Plus: Siena Miller finally sells us on 'G.I. Joe,' and NPH explains why clothes make the man (atop a unicorn).
Plus, George Lucas dispels the Jesus rumors, and Sienna Miller twirls a gun.
Plus, this summer's Public Theater in the Park schedule is announced!
Plus industry news on Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid.
Plus, industry news on Daniel Radcliffe, Alan Cumming, and G.I. Joe.
Plus industry news on Angelina Jolie, Samuel L. Jackson, and Snake Eyes.