Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna, just as they always were.
"I friggin’ hung from a trapeze a week ago. It was awful. Wait till you see. I can’t wait till that crap hits the Internet."
"If you want to lead a miserable life and never fall in love, that's probably going to happen, too. You have to be open."
Also, she gives her opinion about whether the infamous Adam sex scene was rape.
She will now explain.
"I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions."
Or so says John Cameron Mitchell.
And this delightful moment happens in the new Coen brothers movie.
"It’s almost as if we skipped [Marnie's] third season."
Is Marnie Michaels going to be cast in some sort of alternate-world Michael Bay film?
"My God, so terrifying."
Maybe his cubby-bed business blows up and he moves?
He "didn't like the direction things are going in."
“I’ve just got really strong calves. When I go to the gym, that’s all I work on. I know what chicks dig, and it’s calves.”
And Switched at Birth.
Come on, fans who approach him on the street! He's acting.
"Like, I am woman, hear me roar."
"I don’t look at a purse and go, 'Oh, croissant.' I don’t know what this purse is."
Last night's finale didn't move the needle.
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