That's about right, Internet.
Call us crazy, but we foresee this movie doing okay.
The Help x South Park = this.
The Iron Lady loses a shoe!
Real estate porn and Charlie Rose softballing George Clooney? Sign us up!
Don't show your mom. She loved The Help.
No one ever said looking like an old-timey drag king came easy. Well, maybe they did, but Glenn Close would likely agree to disagree.
Jack of all penises, master of none. Or something.
And the Oscar goes to ... Uggie! No? It doesn't? Well, can we change that?
Whatever you say, Ricky.
Plus: Fred Armisen screamed at an audience member in the name of drama, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Starring January Jones! Judd Apatow! Jimmy Fallon! And more!
16.8 million people watched.
"[It] truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit."
With jabs at Kim Kardashian and Johnny Depp.
Sofia Vergara making her Modern Family character look restrained, Nicole Kidman giving the stinkeye, and many many more glimpses of the audience.
Uggie takes the stage! Ryan Gosling does not!
"Hey girl. Sorry I couldn't make it to that big Hollywood awards show."
Sarah Michelle Gellar? Surprisingly good! Mila Kunis? Surprisingly boring!
Clooney! Meryl! The Artist!
The Golden Globes dug up this gem for their epic Freeman montage. We are eternally grateful.
Just as goofy and good as it sounds.
Watch along with us.
Every celebrity who set foot on that reddest of carpets.
Every outfit, critiqued in real time!