Soon, Hollywood will run out of ways to be disgusting in R-rated comedies. But not yet.
Our commenters complain: "Yeah, good point guys. Why can't these people make a film about a man trying bring justice to a city in the name of revenge for his slain parents more fun and uplifting?"
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