Plus: Guns N' Roses nowhere near releasing 'Chinese Democracy,' and Sam Mendes's Dave Eggers comedy might actually be funny!
Plus: 'Idol' does Mariah, and Axl Rose denies reality-show rumors.
George Clooney goes financial core over Leatherheads credit, Beyoncé and Jay-Z tie the knot, and Radiohead get their own social-networking site.
The band's creatively dreadlocked and creatively deadlocked frontman seems, unsurprisingly, surprised.
Plus: Chinese Democracy is never coming out!
Axl Rose will appear on two tracks on Sebastian Bach's forthcoming solo album. Does this mean those two songs won't be available until 3015?
In what is easily the second-most-impressive hand-related YouTube music video we've seen all summer a manualist plays "Sweet Child o' Mine" using only his palms and fingers.