It's an "Open Letter" to those who dare criticize Jay-Z.
Our lovely, urbane Vulture readers will have no idea what she's talking about, right?
But that doesn't mean he'll kill Don, he says.
"The homepage on my web browser is Yahoo."
"This is an abusive relationship, and it needs to stop now."
'Babsonlacrosse, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougar-letter, you can really suck it.'
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