Plus: Taylor Momsen burns dog's balls.
Plus: Jonathan Franzen thinks he looks shifty.
Carry on, nothing to see here.
Plus: If only Justin Bieber were of legal age.
Plus: Ke$ha still saying things.
Where did the characters start? And where will they end up? A think piece.
Plus: Weird Al almost finished with next masterpiece.
He was inspired by Heidi Montag.
Plus, Jay Leno agrees with Heidi Montag about her life decisions, on our regular late-night roundup.
Meanwhile, Heidi Montag throws her name in the ring.
It has to do with those video clips of the stars' younger days.
Our hopes for the season, along with the sad reality of what it will be.
He apparently grabbed her butt. Yuck.
Plus: Pierce Brosnan wasn't a very good James Bond, says Pierce Brosnan.
Plus: "Who's Justin Bieber?"
Heidi's face! Oh, dear.
Plus: Jack White on his favorite rapper.
Bonus: a terrifying cameo.
Plus: Robert Pattinson recounts a recent embarrassing incident involving his butt crack.
Plus: Heidi Montag's best day ever.
Plus: Gerard Butler used to get laid way more.
Plus: What does Ellen really think of Simon?
Plus: Kara DioGuardi weighs in with her choice to replace Simon.