"Somebody's ovulating near here."
Julie Taymor's Shakespeare adaptation is coming out this December.
Plus: Andrew Garfield is tired of looking at pictures of his friends.
Flattery will get you everywhere. Or at least several DVDs.
And enjoy lots of Helen Mirren.
Plus: January Jones denies reports that Jason Sudeikis has seen her naked.
Plus: The Situation an inspiration.
Plus: M.I.A. still not a fan of Lady Gaga.
But things go wrong.
Plus: M.I.A. digs Jay-Z's pronunciation of "Metrosexual."
Actor gets "rude and Latin" with Dame Helen.
From Morgan Freeman and Harvey Keitel to Dolemite and Dolly Parton.
Plus, Jon Stewart describes to Helen Mirren the Seinfeld-like way he imagines Queen Elizabeth greeting her, on our regular late-night roundup.
Especially when the old people are played by Helen Mirren and John Malkovich, among others.
"It's amazing how quickly you get into dildos everywhere and pink-feather handcuffs."
Plus, Stephen Colbert declares war on English muffins, on our regular late-night roundup.
He looks great!
At Vulture today, we're serving beefcake AND cheesecake.
Plus: Disney announces a 'Monsters, Inc.' sequel.
Plus: Shatner to go out signing autographs.
Good news for anyone interested in seeing Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci play a married couple operating a house of prostitution (i.e., everyone).
"I remember wrecking a public pay phone once by tearing it off the wall with all my might."
She could play Mariah Carey's role "in her sleep."
Plus: Helen Mirren loves Lady Gaga and plastic surgery.
Plus: Have you ever been mocked by millions of people worldwide? Mel Gibson has!