"What am I doing? I could be on a beach in Florida."
Good luck, man!
We hope the English National Opera has fire, flood, hurricane, earthquake, and asteroid insurance.
'Matrix' producer Barrie Osborne wants $150 million to make a Muhammad biopic.
"We might have to spend the next 25 years responding to Dan Brown's fiction ... That's what I dread."
He may be its only hope!
Too bad rock operas give us the shivers.
Rumors are flying that the film's director has been fired from the project.
Sadly, we think this isn't the worst of it.
Start stocking up on water, canned food, and extra batteries for your Xbox 360 controllers.
We're going with the latter.
Get ready to pay $1.29 for "hit singles and classic tracks."
The former child star has won the female lead in the not-at-all anticipated remake of 'A Nightmare On Elm Street.'
But what we're really excited to see is 'Dancing With the Stars: Sober House.'
Steven Spielberg's hilariously timed decision to split from Paramount and take DreamWorks independent last year continues to create problems today.
Is this film an early front-runner for a 2009 Razzie? We sure think so!
Yesterday, Website ComingSoon.net obtained the complete top-secret list of all the films (and their attached directors) that will soon be stinking up a theater near you … Which movies will suck the most?