"If you want to lead a miserable life and never fall in love, that's probably going to happen, too. You have to be open."
"My biggest wish is to hang out with him!"
"He’d probably want me to wear, just, trash."
"My dog Toby is just so excited about this Emmy nomination!"
On his Lost co-star: "I had to keep my steely glare on her and let her know she was in trouble."
"Hollywood thinks, We need to show you a peasant with a donkey."
"Squeaky was the sole survivor of an owl massacre."
Also, more Bon Temp incest.
"We would never do just a straight tornado movie."
"I don't know what that means, Tumblrs? But that's so cute!"
“After she called me ugly, she said something about how I’ll never have sex with anything with a vagina.”
"All I know is that as an audience member, my ass meter starts ringing its fire alarm after two hours."
"I started acting at 5 because we had no money."
Also: Jim Rash on Dan Harmon's return to Community.
"People say, 'Take it easy with the f*cking dancing, Rockwell.'"
"Sarah Newlin's hair is such a part of my character. I just wanted to make sure she came back with it bigger than ever."
"Would you rather be ugly and not looked at?"
We're going to miss that army green shirt.
"I used to specialize in bisexual guys!"
"It’s quite difficult to put a vampire movie out there nowadays."
“My boobs looked the best in that one.”
It's called "Asthma Man," and he made it up himself.
“I’m always apologizing, like, ‘I’m sorry, I know I was really going off on your weight or your baldness.'"