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Avatar: Not So Bad?
But is it better than 'The Phantom Menace'?
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But is it better than 'The Phantom Menace'?
Since 'Titanic' came out in 1997, great advances have been made in visual-effects technology. But not so in treacly end-credits love balladry.
"The animations are stiff and awkward. The camera, particularly in the melee combat, is unsteady enough to be disorienting and perhaps even nauseating."
"I'm a little less of the opinion that 'Avatar' is a game-changer."
Once you figure out how to install the software, that is.
“If everybody was just sort of praising it too much right now, that would make me even more nervous.”
We think you'll agree that this is a pretty terrific hat.
Prepare for an assault on your senses.
Plus: 'Titanic' was basically just an excuse for James Cameron to get free scuba lessons.
Do your research, journalists!
Imagine if the critics at the 'Telegraph' had seen more than fifteen minutes of it!
We never thought of 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel' as a super-secret weapon ... until now.
See the shaky, camera-phoned new 'Avatar' trailer!
The word "no" gives James Cameron an erection.
Plus: James Cameron! Antony Yelchin! Barry Manilow!
"Who the hell wants 'The Clone Wars: Thundercats'?"
In short? Erm, not really.
Tough to say!
SpoutBlog has compiled a pretty spot-on list of the "10 Movies Avatar Unfortunately Resembles."
Oh, how you have waited for this day!
Are people in rural areas reluctant to drive for an hour and stand in line, just to watch a fifteen-minute clip? That sounds reasonable!
Nerds everywhere, rejoice! Tickets for the August 21 showing will be made available on Monday.
Behold! Blue aliens!
Cameron: "There are no plans for a 'True Lies 2.'"
"It's not going to be called 'True Lies II,' but it might as well be."