“After she called me ugly, she said something about how I’ll never have sex with anything with a vagina.”
Watch your back, Channing.
"I’m not just known as the Pie Guy — I’m also known as Pie F-cker, the Guy Who F-cked the Pie, and Adam Sandler. So there."
Plus: Alyson Hannigan had to direct Jason Biggs's penis in American Reunion, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: Rachel Dratch recounted her date with a cannibalistically curious man, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Party Lines Slideshow: At the La Cage aux Folles opening, Jason Biggs Gives His Ideas for an American Pie Musical
"There's a bunch of pie slices just kind of, like, dancing around the stage, and then there's also a bunch of dancing penises."
Where's Stifler when you need him?
He talked to us about his hero Ben Stiller, the plague of onstage boy nudity, and the joys of typecasting.
Sadly, not the Bluths.
Plus industry news on Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Zooey Deschanel.
Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, and a dog... and more!