"If there's not hope for talent, then we're fucked."
Biutiful Director Alejandro González Iñárritu on Woody Allen’s Barcelona and the Problem With Ordering Coffee in New York
"I'm glad [Woody Allen] hasn't portrayed any Mexicans in his films! Who knows what we'd be doing?"
And find out why the film's title is spelled that way.
"Can I say that? 'Fucking-tastic'?"
Plus, David Letterman conducts a most epic assault on a Christmas tree, on our regular late-night roundup.
And you'll cry with him.
Could help Bardem's chances.
Who will obviously be the cutest.
So says a secret Paramount e-mail.
Plus, Levi Johnson assures the nation that his sex life will not be hampered by race for the Mayor's Mansion in Wasilla.
Plus: Javier Bardem finally finds true love.
Bahamas nuptials for the Oscar winners.
Oscar winner expected to play rock star who befriends Artie.
"When something is missing in your life ... risk everything."
This year's Cannes Film Festival was relatively small-scale and restrained.
Unlikely to be the funniest movie of the year.
The actor gives an extraordinary performance in 'Biutiful.'
Two teams of producers are currently competing to bring 'Dracula' back to the New York stage.
Negotiations with Bardem apparently fell apart.
Plus: Matisyahu is back!
Our anticipation level for this project was already low, but after reading the synopsis for this film, now it's on life support.
Plus: Which beloved Fox News personality just renewed his contract?
Plus: Is Hollywood's latest remake not lazy enough?
The people being paid to market this movie would like you to know that it's more threesome-centric than its director might let on.