"What did the network do to [Conan]? I don't think anyone's preventing people from watching Conan."
"Just get the fish! You know you're going to get the fish!"
Yep, Michael Richards is in there.
Seinfeld is the first confirmed sit-down guest for Jay Leno's upcoming prime-time show.
We do, however, find out that this will be an extensive plot thread for the show's seventh season.
Judd Apatow, Live in NYC, Talking Sexism, Masturbation, and the Commercial Prospects of Funny People
He sat down at the Museum of the Moving Image in midtown Manhattan last night for an hour-long conversation about his career.
Due to Time Constraints, Concert Audiences Will Miss Out on the Wisdom of Def Leppard Singer Joe Elliot
Plus: 'Damages' kills guy way faster than 'The Sopranos' could.
Plus: Eliza Dushku firms up her post-'Dollhouse' plans.
Ten years after the season finale, Bill O'Reilly is still stinging about 'Seinfeld' — and he's blaming the liberal media. Duh.
After just two weeks, Microsoft is dropping Jerry Seinfeld from its new ad campaign.
There was great news this morning for every guest actor on '30 Rock' except for one.
Plus: Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin, and Paul Walker on Shakespeare.
Plus: Anna Paquin on playing a superhero and Charlie Watts on not doing anything!
Now that Jerry's sent a complete set of DVDs to Eli, which should he watch?
"My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies."
No one on Planet Earth hasn't heard of this movie, and Bee Movie has 42 percent unaided awareness among the space-alien demographic.
Plus: Quotes from Jerry Seinfeld and William Shatner!
Plus: Quotes from Michael Ian Black and Britt Daniel!
Seinfeld's Time magazine profile suddenly turns dark when he candidly credits his father's death for his success.
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jim Gaffigan, and more!
Margaret Atwood on opera, Tina Fey on Jerry Seinfeld, and Danny Boyle on vomit.