Though, in fairness, Spencer Pratt already knew.
"The oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise."
GTL pays off.
Lindsay Lohan and Jeremy Piven debut, and how long can "Rocket to Uranus" hold on?
They've still got it.
Mel Gibson, Chris Brown, and 'The Last Airbender' really bring us down.
The GTL-ing returns July 29.
Well, there was Bristol Palin, dirty-talking 'Shrek' toys, and Eminem.
"Check what happens to my abs in the sunlight."
"Rocket to Uranus" holds on, Ke$ha plummets, and the Situation and 'Jonah Hex' debut!
Because having one phrase be both your catchphrase and nickname is both nonsensical and annoying.
'Jersey Shore's Mike Sorrentino graces us with his gift of song.
Second-season footage of Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, and Angelina has underwhelmed MTV execs.
It goes like this: "Whoa, whoa. Situation. Whoa, whoa. Situation."
But you didn't really need them to tell you that.
The GTL-ing must go on.
But you already knew that
How else to explain his paying $2,500 to stay the house that Snooki and The Situation once called home?
The show's third season will feature an "entirely new cast," says the casting director.
Some new blood for 'Shore''s second season.
Or Mikey Abs.
A promotion so ridiculous it's brilliant.
Jughead becomes the Complication.
After all the good years, VH1 lets Bret Michaels out to pasture.
We wouldn't want to be associated with these knockoffs, either.