With Snooki out of jail, she takes a hard look at her own drinking, and she and JWOWW take a longer look at love. Or the 'Jersey Shore' equivalent.
JWOWW: big 'Family Guy' fan.
Don't they know she's a McCain fan?
After defying the laws of etiquette by sticking her butt in a fridge, Snooki discovers she can't defy Jersey's laws.
This week's dirty filthy dozen includes Snooki's act of camouflage, Ron and Sammi's trip to church, and an aborted threesome.
Wrong, but cute.
"You're never too young to look bangin'."
“A weenis is not what you think it is.”
And the Snooki vs. Joy Behar war begins.
The ratings never stop with this one.
The twelve key moments from the season premiere, from the vibrator conversation to "I'm a walking holiday."
"I’d lose the whole dance floor. I’d get booed off the stage."
Juicehead gorillas! GTL! Grenades! Other catchphrases!
'A Shore Thing' is bound to be a riveting work.
"You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out, which is exactly what has happened to MTV and Snooki."
Sorry, Snooki, he beat you.
Look at your fake eyelashes, now back to him.
Now with the Snooki arrest!
From Snooki experimenting with satellite-dish-size hats to Pauly bonding with Goofy, it's all here.
The poof is back!
It has Snooki falling, so there's that.
Vinny tells a truly tragic story about his "real deal" pet shark.
Based on self-help classic 'The Rules.'
Use it in a sentence, Barbara.
It will look as tacky as you'd imagined.