"Joaquin's for real."
Details about the film have emerged and they're totally gross.
Not only is Casey Affleck's mockumentary on Joaquin Phoenix's pretend rap career a real thing, it is apparently being screened for actual ostensibly interested buyers.
Warning: The video is extremely graphic and upsetting.
It would have to be a mysteriously dark poet, otherwise the whole beard would have been for naught.
Without the beard.
We think he might've had too much bluegrass before the show.
Plus, Zooey Deschanel is fed up with being mistaken for Katy Perry.
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Joaquin sings without the benefit of bleeps ... how will it turn out?
"It was a fake fight ... Nobody threw a punch. They were just holding onto each other."
His musk smells of desperation.
By the time Casey Affleck's silly mockumentary about Joaquin Phoenix's fake rap career finally gets released, how played out will the joke be? Probably pretty played out!
It was his best opening since 'Signs'!
Look, on NBC, it's actual must-see TV!
'If it is an act, it's the most committed act I've ever seen in my life.'
Did you even know he had one?
I'll blow up your face like Louis Armstrong!
Vulture raps with the aspiring hip-hop star.
Plus: Liam Neeson rationalizes his decision to star in 'Taken.'
Affleck is making a documentary on his friend's new rap career.
Plus: Quotes from Eli Roth and Brian Williams!
Quotes by Mark Wahlberg and Jude Law!
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