Remember the nineties? Neither do we.
In our latest edition of Vulture Scavenger, we waded through all six modern Batman films and accompanying materials.
We understand if you don't, because "that other Batman movie" was the one with the nipples.
And Schumacher wishes he'd made 'Dark Knight.'
"I do objectify people sexually in my movies. Where's the harm? They still have to act."
Plus: Rory Culkin, Zoe Kravitz, Blake Lively ...
"I'll die, and this film will still be playing. So I just want to make sure my ass is in good condition when people take a look at it."
Plus: Simon Baker and Paul Bettany join 'Margin Call.'
The director talks about the world of UES teens, working with 50 Cent, and how crazy some girls are for Chace Crawford.
It's also a straight-up 'Gossip Girl' ripoff.
Plus: Jackie Earle Haley to haunt your dreams.