So what happened this week?
A (music) video gives evidence.
"I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor."
Which other hip, relevant artists were denied on-camera awards last night?
Plus: Guess who's getting their own variety show? Nope, not Rosie O'Donnell!
Plus: Ricky Gervais explains the difference between him and Brad Pitt.
Plus: Chris Martin makes a smoothie, and Alicia Keys reveals herself as pop's most modest hit-maker.
Plus: Joan Jett dares to question Britney Spears's rock-and-roll credentials, and J.K. Simmons discusses improvisation.
Plus: John Mayer is trapped in an infinite loop, and David Schwimmer is Ross.
"My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies."
Plus: Quotes from Lupe Fiasco and Mindy Kaling!
If Chris Martin wants to be Kanye's favorite dorky white guy in 2007, he's got some stiff competition. Below, we see how the candidates measure up.
John Mayer, Lily Allen on Courtney Love, and Amy Sherman-Palladino.
Plus the Police, Ryan Adams, and Avril Lavigne!