"I’ve been beating myself up all day."
Unlike Nicolas Cage, who is a breeze.
Holy moly, that chin hair.
Oh wow, this album cover.
With everything John Travolta's given us, how could anyone say no?
From Orson Welles to Tyler Perry.
Well, he certainly wasn't about to buy her a massage.
What, no Perfect?
It's from Oliver Stone.
Ryan Murphy hopes John Travolta will guest star.
It's 'Killing Season.'
The origins of "I shot Marvin in the face" are revealed.
Horshack was sick, but everyone else agreed.
Obviously, James Franco found his way into this news, too.
Oh, she went there.
It came from Rob Schneider, surprisingly.
She's a fun, funky 56-year-old man.
Stay classy, Vulture.
Lil Wayne: Jail will be awesome.
What a bummer for Travolta and his family.
Yes, according to Roger Friedman!
Was that the 'NYT' or 'Us Weekly' we read this weekend?
We have some reservations.