Presenting the top ten churchgoing, non-drinking, promise-ring-wearing singer-actors — along with their great shames and potential for corruption. Yes, we remembered Miley Cyrus.
The film will actually be presented in MIND-BLOWING 7-D.
If the Jonas Brothers are, as we suspect, about to take over the entire world, it would behoove you to meet your tyrannous overlords before you're forced to kneel at their bejeweled feet.
Why is Disney pushing the Jonas Brothers so hard? Abject terror.
The Jonas Brothers are coming to the Disney Channel, Sandra Brown finally sells The Witness to Hollywood, and Catherine Zeta-Jones gets to kiss someone young for a change.
Camp Rock, brought to you by the singer of "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun."