Refreshingly un-modernized, this version suffers from young lovers who fall far short of the DiCaprio-Danes high-water mark.
About the rich in nineteenth-century New York.
As long as people dramatically rip open letters at breakfast and constantly talk about needing to "rest," we're in.
And the Internet's limited "tolerance for emotional knowledge."
It's the Shakespeare classic by way of Downton Abbey.
Downton on a boat!
Plus: Lily Collins to star in a 'Twilight'-ized 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Plus: Showtime and HBO battle for the Vanderbilts.