2. You will be a big deal for about ten seconds.
Remember how cute Ellen Page was in 'Juno'? All spunky and adorable and, you know, pregnant?
Plus: Finally, someone understands what "quantum of solace" means!
The Juno co-star sends hearts racing up and down the L line.
Jeffrey Wells plays old-timey chauvinist again!
Can anyone defeat the Coens?
Not as much as you'd think.
Plus quotes from B.J. Novak, Robert Englund, and Ellen Page.
Unlikely cash cow Juno has already spawned a best-selling soundtrack album and talk of a video-game adaptation — and now it might get its own TV spinoff!
The Writers Guild of America and the British Academy of Film and Television Arts are both looking for new Webmasters today after the winners of their awards — both officially announced over the weekend — were revealed early on their Websites.
Plus: Woody Harrelson gets confused!
Even Christianity Today gets in on the act.
Variety says Iraq-themed movies didn't get nominated. Vulture disagrees!
Who will win? Also, who will lose?
Will Daniel Day-Lewis drink everyone's milkshakes?
Cripes, awards predicting is for morons.
Also: Into the Wild rises again.
A list of nominees on the WGA's Website might give away the winners.
Plus: The rise of P.T. Anderson.
A handful of Screen Actors Guild Award nominations make Sean Penn's film a player again.
Unless you've somehow heroically managed to avoid PerezHilton.com for the past twelve hours, you probably already know about the just-announced surprise pregnancies of Lily Allen and Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's 16-year-old sister.
Answer: Hardly any!
The Juno screenwriter takes on the magazine feature so cursed that even Dalton Ross can't make it fun.
Everything Ellen Page says is charming and adorable!