Supposedly off Diddy's 'Last Train to Paris.'
"Justin is just hysterical," creator says.
Justin Timberlake and Elton John are being pursued.
"Like, people write mean things about you online — then they masturbate."
An apparent attempt to combat the post-Betty letdown.
Not the one starring Justin Timberlake, that's for sure.
It's got a nice but generically summery sound.
Plus: 'Gilligan's Island' to be adapted for the big screen.
In a night of somber performances, Timberlake's risky choice stood out.
Plus: Tom Cavanagh! 'True Blood'! Cartoons!
"Cold Case Love" is the best song on her just-leaked, otherwise non-excellent new album.
Plus: Justin Timberlake! Bradley Cooper! The new 'Daily Show'!
Singer being stalked by middle-aged breaker-and-enterer.
Plus: Meryl Streep no fan of making herself presentable.
Plus: Now even Alec Baldwin is piling on Tom Cruise.
Hint: Justin Timberlake.
"Just the dumbest, dumbest, ugliest, least-televiseable people you could give an award to."
Tina Fey accepts her Sarah Palin award after sexually assaulting Jack McBrayer.
Plus: Natalie Portman is sensitive to your poverty.
'The Open Road' will play in fourteen theaters across the country this weekend — and not one of them is in New York.
"If Justin Timberlake was so stupid and hated money so much that he would work for us permanently, we would love to have him."
'SNL' cameos are no substitute for acting lessons, it turns out.
Only if you forget Alec Baldwin, Josh Brolin, Zac Efron, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Anne Hathaway, Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Martin, Tracy Morgan, and Paul Rudd!