All four of the former 'Idol' judges now have their own reality shows to call home.
TMZ says Steven Tyler is your new Simon Cowell.
Plus: Bret Michaels probably not getting hired to judge on 'American Idol.'
Plus: Catherine Zeta-Jones plots to kill husband.
Plus: Kara DioGuardi weighs in with her choice to replace Simon.
Kara tells Vulture: "It takes the best acts that have been dropped [by their labels] and gives them a second chance."
It's just as painful as you might imagine.
Says an 'American Idol' source: "Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. Done. She will be back."
Paula's manager: "Very sadly, it does not appear that she's going to be back on 'Idol.'"
Kara DioGuardi's 'Idol' anthem wasn't going over so well with audiences.
DioGuardi ripped open her dress to reveal a black bikini and a very toned 37-year-old-body. Oh, dear.
Only Governor Paterson has lower approval numbers.
Paula hates the new 'Idol' judge, too.
DioGuardi has revealed herself to be a big fun sponge.
Kara DioGuardi saved her harshest criticism for female contestants.
In the wake of David Cook's baffling victory, the show is increasing its critical component.